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OMJIZZ

OMJIZZ (oh-em-jizz)
An expression usually said right after a surprise or shock, with the possibility of you jizzing (peeing in your pants).

GF: Babe, what did ya wanna tell me?

BF: I'm . . . prego.

GF: OMJizz!

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