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A French guy with a huge,freaking cock.
You wanna look for a mother fucker?How about Olym?
olym by 吳公子 March 23, 2017
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The ultimate fair weather fan, coming out every four years or so. They claim to be huge sports fans and claim to partake in woke culture. Usually, they cannot stand real sports or leagues as the the NFL, MLB, NBA, NHL or professional flopping as the Premier League (Soccer). They most likely have never played sports, watched or attended; yet they ruin the true fan’s ideology and fun. When the Olympics are not mainstream they consider real sports stupid, dangerous, ignorant and unfortunately racist, though most times that is not the case at all.
Bad Bwandyn - “You should have taken the Australian to beat Ledeky in that swim competition!”

Olympiot - “ How could you say that!? She’s the ultimate athlete and a wonderful woman. I watched her four years ago and she won! You’re cruel by saying that, go back to your masculinity and manly dominated sports! You know nothing!”

Bad Bwandyn - “I knew those plus odds for team Australia!”
Olympiot by Grizzly Brett July 26, 2021

The Olympics

Held every 4 years, this year in Rio De Janerio, 167 countries compete in many various sports & it's a Thrill to watch! It lasts a lil over 2 weeks. My favorite sport is gymnastics. Originated from sports events in Olympia, Greece very many centuries ago!
I can't wait til The Olympics start! I'll be glued to the TV & get to see excellent athletes from so many different countries! I love the opening & closing ceremonies too & the lighting of the Olympic Torch, the parade of flags from all the different countries. The Winter Olympics occur every 4 years staggered by a 2~year time frame from the Summer Olympics.
The Olympics by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Ark Bar Olympics 

The Ark Bar Olympics is some of the greatest horseplay of all time. The Inaugural event takes place in Koh Samui, Thailand, because only the Vs are going to Canada. It is when the rock lads take over the pool, get four towers of chang (3 litres) which is then put on the bar. Then in teams of 6 a relay is done where you have to swim the length of the pool, pour yourself a pint and absolutely fucking send it. Rock chants are just going the whole time, men just bleeding blue and white left, right and centre. A video is then sent to the union also. The first ever winners of the Koh Samui Cup; Ste Campbell, Dave Heavey, Johnny Fairney, Andrew Doherty and Mark Dunne got Koh Samui Cup 19 tattooed on their legs in Thai just to represent for the boys.
"Frederick are you coming with the boys to Thailand for the Ark Bar Olympics?" "Of course Jeffrey, the horseplay is just too good to miss, can I bring my boyfriend with me?"

Olympic Cock blocking 

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.
the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.

Olympic-Sized Friendship

A friendship that can fit love, marriage, and children inside of it!!
Canadian ice dancers Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir have an olympic-sized friendship

Olympics withdrawal 

the comedown felt by an Olympics host city when the games are over
The city seems gripped by Olympics withdrawal. Our sports-crack is all gone.
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