Being attracted to:
1) men
2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass
5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army
8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)

Did you see that octosexual last night?
Yeah, she was gettin' it on with that fire hydrant!

octosexual by A. Potatoes October 5, 2011

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Oreosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to oreos

Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual

Oreosexual by Fresh Phantom November 28, 2019

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Owosexual

Nigerian term for a person who finds money attractive.

Tobi: Do you know your love language or do you just want money?

Ada: Money is my love language. I’m a proud Owosexual.

Owosexual by Kayray December 27, 2020

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orcosexual

An orcosexual is a person who prefers sexual intimacy with orcs as opposed to members of other species. The orcosexual need not be an orc, and may be either male or female. Usually, the orcosexual will be hideous and is drawn to orcs because they are similarly hideous. If no orcs are available for sexual intimacy, the orcosexual will engage promiscuously with trolls, goblins, deformed elves, one-eyed hunchbacks, aged witches and other creatures lacking comeliness.

It’s fair to say that Aragorn was in no gay mood when he said, “By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, men of the West!” His army stood with their backs to the wall against the hordes of orcosexuals.

orcosexual by Herefyrth July 27, 2014

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