Being attracted to:
1) men 2) women
3) transsexuals
4) grass 5) fire hydrants
6) dead bodies
7) the US Army 8) certain politicans (including John McCain and Michelle Obama)
Did you see that octosexual last night?
Yeah, she was gettin' it on with that fire hydrant!
Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just now realized you’re oreosexual