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Old timer 

Someone thats been alive for a long time
The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff
Old timer by Mike May 1, 2004

Old Timer 

A player in Stress Level Zero’s ‘Bonelab’ who is knowingly avoiding using new features in the game.
“Why won’t they download the new mod manager?”

“Because they’re an old timer. Simple as that.”
Old Timer by BeezaCM July 1, 2023

Old timer 

When you are in the shower and you let your hand get wrinkly from the water, so it looks like an old person's hand, before you start masturbating.
He's been in the shower for almost half an hour now! He must be giving himself an old timer.
Old timer by Waldoski November 28, 2007

Old Timer 

An old pedophile South Dakota who drives a big van which he claims has candy inside, and plays Counterstrike in his basement while he masturbates to his extensive collection of asian, kiddy, bdsm porn.
"please, no, HELP!! NOO!! dont take me home with you Old Timer. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I dont want it! I dont want it! What are you doing with that handkercheif and that bottle of clear odorless liquid?! no HEEEEEELP!"
Old Timer by FurryGI February 7, 2009

old timer's disease 

An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days"

possibly a hereditary condition
When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family.

old timer's disease 

The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most.