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Old timer
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When you are in the shower and you let your
hand
get wrinkly from the
water
, so it looks like an old person's
hand
, before you start masturbating.
He's been in the shower for
almost
half an hour
now
! He must be
giving
himself an old timer.
Old timer
by
Waldoski
November 28, 2007
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