ohioda 

The state of being indecisive, not being able to make up your mind despite overwhelming supporting arguments.

When it takes all night to find out who was elected president, blame Ohioda.

ohioda by Zip November 3, 2004

ohioan 

An Ohioan:
-Knows all 4 seasons by heart: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and
Construction.
-Lives less than 30 miles from some college or university.
-Knows what a buckeye really is
-Knows if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
-Can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and knows which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
-Measures distance in minutes.
-Has ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-Ends sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?"
-Knows what 'pop' is.
-Designs his/her kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Knows driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.

I'm just an Ohioan, but hell, at least I'm better than the entire state of Michigan. Man, those people are messed.

ohioan by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005

Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit 

A reaction to any offensive, puzzling, or comical event.
(When saying this word, make sure to raise the pitch of your voice throughout the entire word)

"I saw this kid walking down the hallway without any trousers, and I was like, ‘Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit!’"

Jimmy Febitze was being called a pansy in interior design class. After an insult was thrown his way he yelled, "Fuckshitmother-ohgodamit!"

Slippery told his friend Pete a very funny joke, in reaction to the punchline, Pete let out a shrill "Fuckshitmothrfucker-ohgodamit."

Fuckshitmotherfucker-ohgodamit by Clayton Liberty April 1, 2008

Ohiowa 

n. The place where they are from, when asked, if they were born in either Ohio or Iowa and reside in the other state (Iowa or Ohio).

There is no difference if someone was born in Iowa and resides in Ohio or vice versa.

Where are you from?

Ohiowa.

Ohiowa by KERMlT March 11, 2011

Ohioan 

One who has residence in Ohio.

"That guy I met in the airport was an Ohioan"

Ohioan by Myinah September 17, 2004

Ohioian

(pr) That man who was born and raised in Ohio; particularly strange.

Jason: "Where are you, peculiar man, from?"
Billy: "Ohio, sir. Born and raised as an Ohioian"

Ohioian by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling December 10, 2022

Ohioan Creampie 

When you tie a girl up then throat fuck her from on top until she starts vomiting. Once she starts vomiting you hold her nose so she suffocates while you cum in her mouth using her puke as lube. If she can hold her breath until you cum she lives

"I really just want to find a girl who will do the ohioan creampie with me."

Ohioan Creampie by Paumni May 11, 2023