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An Ohioan:
-Knows all 4 seasons by heart: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and
Construction.
-Lives less than 30 miles from some college or university.
-Knows what a buckeye really is
-Knows if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
-Can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and knows which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
-Measures distance in minutes.
-Has ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-Ends sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?"
-Knows what 'pop' is.
-Designs his/her kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Knows driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
I'm just an Ohioan, but hell, at least I'm better than the entire state of Michigan. Man, those people are messed.
ohioan by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005
One who has residence in Ohio.
"That guy I met in the airport was an Ohioan"
Ohioan by Myinah September 17, 2004

Ohioan Creampie 

When you tie a girl up then throat fuck her from on top until she starts vomiting. Once she starts vomiting you hold her nose so she suffocates while you cum in her mouth using her puke as lube. If she can hold her breath until you cum she lives
"I really just want to find a girl who will do the ohioan creampie with me."
Ohioan Creampie by Paumni May 11, 2023

Rare Ohioan Entity 

Your daily encounters if you ever go to the state of Ohio
*Someone*: "I just met a Rare Ohioan Entity"
Brick in Ohioan is "brick".
Ohioan by Gorge Da Firs January 27, 2023
noun, a summer visitor (irregardless of origin) to the Virginia Beach resort area.
I can't find a place to park in the summer cuz of all the Ohioans in town.
Ohioan by White Andre April 22, 2009