KERMlT's definitions

Houri

a type of white grape found in Persia

The smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode where there are eighty thousand servants and seventy-two houri, over which stands a dome decorated with pearls, aquamarine and ruby, as wide as the distance from al-Jabiyyah to San'a.

by KERMlT September 19, 2012

American muffin

The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.

I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.

by KERMlT September 28, 2022

Ohiowa

n. The place where they are from, when asked, if they were born in either Ohio or Iowa and reside in the other state (Iowa or Ohio).

There is no difference if someone was born in Iowa and resides in Ohio or vice versa.

Where are you from?

Ohiowa.

by KERMlT March 11, 2011

Mistr

n. (pronounced the same as mr.) is a woman's long-term male sexual partner and companion who is not married to her, especially used when the woman is married to another man.

My mistr and I are going to the movies while the husband is away.

by KERMlT June 19, 2009

Empiricoitus

(ĕm-pîr ĭ-kō'ĭ-təs) adj. 1. derived from experiment, experience, or observation of sexual intercourse.

Dr. Ruth Westheimer may be an empiricoitus expert.

by KERMlT December 18, 2010

Eggsplaining

Allowing someone to falsely explain something without being corrected so they don't dismiss the correction as mansplaining/misandry/misogyny. Typically seen when 'walking on eggshells' with certain people.

Karen eggsplaining to the manager that she purchased the Craftsman lawnmower from Home Depot and demanding a refund.

by KERMlT January 19, 2023

Kitty Drop

This is a slow reveal of a woman's pussy or a quick reveal by dropping the clothing/towel exposing her pussy.

Instead of the titty drop video she uploaded a kitty drop vid with a bottom half reveal.

by KERMlT September 22, 2024