Ohioian

(pr) That man who was born and raised in Ohio; particularly strange.

Jason: "Where are you, peculiar man, from?"
Billy: "Ohio, sir. Born and raised as an Ohioian"

by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling December 10, 2022

ohioan

An Ohioan:
-Knows all 4 seasons by heart: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and
Construction.
-Lives less than 30 miles from some college or university.
-Knows what a buckeye really is
-Knows if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
-Can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and knows which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
-Measures distance in minutes.
-Has ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-Ends sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?"
-Knows what 'pop' is.
-Designs his/her kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Knows driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.

I'm just an Ohioan, but hell, at least I'm better than the entire state of Michigan. Man, those people are messed.

by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005

Ohioan

One who has residence in Ohio.

"That guy I met in the airport was an Ohioan"

by Myinah September 17, 2004

Ohioan Creampie

When you tie a girl up then throat fuck her from on top until she starts vomiting. Once she starts vomiting you hold her nose so she suffocates while you cum in her mouth using her puke as lube. If she can hold her breath until you cum she lives

"I really just want to find a girl who will do the ohioan creampie with me."

by Paumni May 11, 2023

Rare Ohioan Entity

Your daily encounters if you ever go to the state of Ohio

*Someone*: "I just met a Rare Ohioan Entity"

by Im a double faced entendre November 18, 2022

Ohisian

Someone with Ohio plates who drives in the left lane for miles with no regard for the traffic who wishes to pass. Usually Ohisians drive a mini van but sometimes they can be spotted in a 70's Japanese compact that should have been scrapped in the early 80's.

I would have been home much earlier but this damn Ohisian was in the passing lane for ten miles.

by Mkdaddy October 21, 2013

ohisian

A wandering Ohio native in the land of the Steelers.

Hey yinz guys! Look over here, an Ohisian. Hey Ohisian, the browns suck!

by drewl2004 January 23, 2008