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harrison osterfield
Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.
harrison osterfield by SpideySarah February 22, 2017
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palm oyster
The act of cumming in the palm of the hand, and slurping it up like an oyster.
Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.
A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.
Semen in the palm of a hand resembles the inside of an oyster, which is also a salty viscous liquid.
A palm oyster can be carried out whenever an individual has no place to ejaculate, like a tissue or a condom, and is forced to eat their semen.
I was jerking off but didn't have any tissues so I had to eat a palm oyster.
"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"
- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"
"Yeah man, slurped it all up"
"Me and my girl were having sex but we forgot the condom"
- "Did she eat your palm oyster?"
"Yeah man, slurped it all up"
palm oyster by xpalmxoilx May 8, 2017
Diving for Oysters
Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.
Diving for Oysters by Cic August 27, 2013
oyster ass syndrome
When your ass smells like an oyster, and you can not remove the odor no matter how hard you try. Which really sucky wucky :c
oyster ass syndrome by GodsGiftXD March 27, 2020
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026