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a boring ass town with nothing to fucking do but go to the one good pizza place in town
person 1: hey you wanna hang out

person 2: yea lets hang out at your house i havent been to oyster bay yet

person 1: theres nothing to do


person 2: theres gotta be something

person 1: just walk around and eat pizza pretty much
by exelvior231 March 13, 2011
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Oct 31 Word of the Day
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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Oyster Bay is a small town on Long Island filled with stuck up white kids. It’s so small that nobody knows what it is. There’s like 5 different pizza places and at least 10 nail salons. It’s actually really pretty by the water especially in the summer. The only time it gets crowded is for oyster fest when half of Long Island comes. Don’t even get me started on Oyster Bay Cove. It’s basically rich white kids that use their parents money for everything. Sick parties tho. Cove neck is pretty boring unless you wanna see Teddy Roosevelt’s house. Everyone knows everything about everyone here and anyone who actually lives in Oyster bay hates that people from Towns like Hicksville, Locust Valley, Syosset etc get access to Tobay beach.
Person 1: Where u from?
Person 2: Oyster Bay
Person 1: What is that?

Person 2: *shakes head*
by Daddysmoney123456 December 24, 2019
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In OB we have a cute lil bay thats kinda gross but noone really cares, the only time anyone wants to come here is Oyster Fest, and we have like four pizza places even though its small
i go to Oyster Bay to go fishing.
by big tore December 09, 2017
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A destination? A way of life... a philosophy, if you will. But more to the point, that place in between a dream and waking up, what’s the scientific term for that? Oh yeah, Oyster Bay.
Back in 2018 I was in the middle of sweet little catamaran ride down the swells of Oyster Bay with my confidante Roberto Mucho (an Ivory smuggler/philanthropist...on the run from Interpol, something to do with Phil Collins. I didn’t ask) we were finishing the better half of a bottle of chassagne mantrachette when suddenly light of the moon danced across the surface of the sea and we both knew in that moment... only in Oyster Bay.
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by Roberto Mucho March 09, 2020
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