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Person Of Size

A polite and politically correct way of saying yourself or someone else is overweight or fat.
I need to join a gym Im becoming a person of size.

I love persons of size.
Person Of Size by Frihet April 19, 2009

People of size 

Politically correct term for people who are obese or overweight.

Used to avoid the scientific and medical implications, whose truths may be too confrontational.

Often used to piggyback off the sympathy from similar terms such as "People of color", a legitimately discriminated group.
Doctor: "Your current weight qualifies you as 'obese'. We can help you return to a healthy weight."
Patient: "That won't be necessary because I'm not obese, I'm 'people of size'."
People of size by just like honey February 16, 2020

it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean 

meaning that regardless if you have a small or large penis, as long as you give the girl pleasure, then you have absolutely nothing to worry about
girl: how big is your cock?
guy: 6 inches
girl: ok, i'll go with that
guy: you need to understand that it ain't all about the size of the boat, it's about the motion in the ocean
girl: yeah, yeah whatever.

Strawman Of Unusual Size 

A strawman argument so ridiculous, it's inconceivable.

Acronym: S.O.U.S.
“Why don’t Republicans want kids to know how to not be racist?”

"A Strawman Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist"
Strawman Of Unusual Size by FTJM October 20, 2022

Beamer the size of china 

You get a big red face and cheesy grin when you realise you have accomplished something amazing.

Throwing buckfast bottles from great lengths into a bin will gain you a beamer the size of china!
Boy 1:- * throws buckfast bottle into bin 30 yards*

Boy2 :-aww whit You've got a beamer the size of china!

boy 1 :- Thats because im the man.

Size of the boat

The "Boat" refers to the size of a penis. The expression is used when a person says when he/she talks about penis size. This statement is usually countered with the motion of the ocean.
The motion of the ocean is better than the size of the boat.
Size of the boat by Jimmy Balmar March 17, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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