Odense 

Odense (O-then-se, like the English "then") is the third largest city in the Scandinavian country of Denmark, boasting some 170.000 inhabitants. It's located on the middle island of Fyn. Odense is the historical hometown of H.C. Andersen, the writer and poet. The older parts of the city are beautiful and worth a look, and the city is very much built for bicycling.

Odense is often described by it's own citizens as "biggest suburb of Denmark", and people there often believe that if something or someone "makes it" in Odense, they can make it anywhere. And they usually do.

Although there are a lot of students in Odense, many of them are communters, and so you won't see most of them in town.

Best student pubs are Sir Club and Den Smagløse (The Tasteless). For a game of pool go to James Dean or City Club. For really good and more expensive beer go to either Christian Firtal or Carlsens Kvarter.

Hey, I didn't know you lived in Odense?

Nah, I sort of moved away and came back. I just like this place.

Odense by Flex Johnson III January 12, 2012

Odense 

A little piece of s.. town in the middle of denmark. Reffered to as a student town. It has an Irish pub and a rich night life, where foreign students get a welthy chance to hook up with danish blondes and get their minds fucked by their vigurous breasty bodies.
It is also known to be a town where, the famous story writer, Hans Christian Andersen has lived.
And it rains there all the time.

Where are you going?

To Odense, i want some danish bitchez

Odense by sutminpikdinklammeshiz March 27, 2011

odense 

Odense is a town in the middle of denmark on the island "Fyn"(Fuen).
It is a student town with a lot of night clubs and is also the place where the famous write Hans Christian Andersen was born.
It also has The little mermaid and is also know as "The cycling town"

Odense is rainy but it also has sun!

odense by fotoply April 29, 2011

Owensexual 

Where you are only attracted to Owen Patrick Joyner!

I am owensexual because I have an unhealthy obsession with owen joyner.

Owensexual by Your local fantom :) January 4, 2021

odesse

a brand of cheap vodka that compromised abilities during my first semester of college

Odesses is sold in two gallon plastic bottles.

odesse by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005

Owensed 

A lazy person who should just go away and retire.

I sat around at work all day yesterday with my swollen feet up on the table and falling asleep while listening to the clock tick. Wow, was i Owensed yesterday.

Owensed by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

Getting Odenwellered 

When dinner is at 7, but they are “20 min away” at 7:30.

When you are getting ready for bed and he says, didn’t I tell you? We have plans for dinner with X and X at 8!

When you get a phone call saying they’ll be there in an hour, but you were unaware you were having company, even though it had been “planned” last year.

Aw, you got Odenwellered.

Haha, you’re getting Odenwellered!

Getting Odenwellered by Brookaline November 21, 2018