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(pronounced ock-ens) meaning eight times as much (etc. once, twice, thrice, quance, quince, seice, sence)
"You've been in jail ocense, now."
ocense by kruto February 5, 2023
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Owensexual 

Where you are only attracted to Owen Patrick Joyner!
I am owensexual because I have an unhealthy obsession with owen joyner.
Owensexual by Your local fantom :) January 4, 2021
Odense (O-then-se, like the English "then") is the third largest city in the Scandinavian country of Denmark, boasting some 170.000 inhabitants. It's located on the middle island of Fyn. Odense is the historical hometown of H.C. Andersen, the writer and poet. The older parts of the city are beautiful and worth a look, and the city is very much built for bicycling.

Odense is often described by it's own citizens as "biggest suburb of Denmark", and people there often believe that if something or someone "makes it" in Odense, they can make it anywhere. And they usually do.

Although there are a lot of students in Odense, many of them are communters, and so you won't see most of them in town.

Best student pubs are Sir Club and Den Smagløse (The Tasteless). For a game of pool go to James Dean or City Club. For really good and more expensive beer go to either Christian Firtal or Carlsens Kvarter.
Hey, I didn't know you lived in Odense?

Nah, I sort of moved away and came back. I just like this place.
Odense by Flex Johnson III January 12, 2012
A lazy person who should just go away and retire.
I sat around at work all day yesterday with my swollen feet up on the table and falling asleep while listening to the clock tick. Wow, was i Owensed yesterday.
Owensed by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019
A little piece of s.. town in the middle of denmark. Reffered to as a student town. It has an Irish pub and a rich night life, where foreign students get a welthy chance to hook up with danish blondes and get their minds fucked by their vigurous breasty bodies.
It is also known to be a town where, the famous story writer, Hans Christian Andersen has lived.
And it rains there all the time.
Where are you going?

To Odense, i want some danish bitchez
Odense by sutminpikdinklammeshiz March 27, 2011
You guys, this cinnamon sugarfree gum is otense!
otense by ecolobrodu July 31, 2012

ovensexual 

Someone who is in love with an oven.

People who cook instead of having sex

Most people named Tammy are ovensexual
"That boy Ben is pansexual, but im ovensexual"
ovensexual by Balooooooo March 13, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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