Owensed

A lazy person who should just go away and retire.

I sat around at work all day yesterday with my swollen feet up on the table and falling asleep while listening to the clock tick. Wow, was i Owensed yesterday.

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

Owensed

To be with, arround, near, attacked, annoyed, embarassed, happy, sad, and bassically iteraction with someone with the last name of Owens.

To add recomendations or "touch" to anything ot anyone by the last name of Owens.

You got Owensed!
"I'm going to Owens this dude!"
"He Owensed that up!"

by owensed01 May 3, 2009

Owensexual

Where you are only attracted to Owen Patrick Joyner!

I am owensexual because I have an unhealthy obsession with owen joyner.

by Your local fantom :) January 4, 2021

Owened

A fusion of the words Owen and owned. Generally speaking, the result of one individual being completely wrong in any given situation and someone else (either named Owen, or with Owenesque qualities) calling them out on it, thus exposing the individual's lack of knowledge, and surplus of foolishness. Can also be used to expose lack of skill, wit, and/or anywhere else the word owned could be used.

Robert: Hey guys! Have you heard of Sacred 2?
Vince: No.
Owen: Umm.. I've heard of it. Refresh my memory again?
Robert: It's amazing!
*notices Owen's MacBook*
Robert: Oh.. you have a Mac. Sacred 2 is only for PC... Nevamind.
Owen: Well.. Technically Sacred 2 is for Windows, which I do happen to have installed on a partition on my Mac.
Robert: But you can't run Windows games on your Mac!
Owen: Uh.. Yes, I can. If I have Windows, I can run Windows applications.. including Sacred 2 if I really wanted to.
Robert: ...
Vince: Owned.
Owen: N-no... Owened.
*walks away*

by -ONEis- March 31, 2009

owened

A delicate mix of owned and Owen Wilson, one can call it out when they commit Wilson level ownage on a noob.

(Player 1 kills Player 2)
Player 1: Owened!
Player 2: *cries*
Player 1: Wilson!

by Nick C-L May 31, 2007

owened

To express a foolish act that had double the pointlessness of being 'owned'. Where owned typically relays a feeling of rejection, owened portrays 'ownage' by one self.

<Dude A> stfu or ill ban u
<Dude B> lol without ops?
<Bystander> owen'd, LOL.

"I thought the wiring diagram was wrong and shocked myself in the process. Still cannot feel my arm."
'Owened HAH'

by bob elenothar July 29, 2008

Owened

When a mean safety guy gives you grief

I totally got owened today. I hate OTB

by Facemre December 9, 2020