aqueoustrans's definitions

garbage plate

A disgusting dish popular to upstaters that consists largely of cholesterol and cheese covered heart attack.

My doctor advised me to stop eating garbage plates when I began to bleed butter.

by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005

france

land of the free
home of the brave

A place that free thinking Americans are told they should move to by narrow minded idiots.

In France they are so badass that they eat frogs and snails, the kind of stuff that Americans have to be double-dog dared to eat.

by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005

Dix Hills

Ugly houses built on over-priced property right next to the Long Island Expressway

I can't beleive I saved all these years to buy a shit house in Dix Hills next to the highway.

by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005

odesse

a brand of cheap vodka that compromised abilities during my first semester of college

Odesses is sold in two gallon plastic bottles.

by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005

soda

a word commonly used in civilized areas to refer to a sweet, carbonated beverage

ant: pop, coke, tonic

We knew Tommy was raised in a cave when he used another word for soda.

by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005

Leon Trotsky

I wrote a definition but when Stalin destroyed records of his existence he took it away from me.

I wish I had something to write about Leon Trotsky.

by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005

Long Island

A place that is misrepresented by girls from Nassau county.

There are actually decent people on Long Island.

by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005