Definitions by aqueoustrans

New York

Why do half the people on here not know how to spell Manhattan?

The proper noun "Manhattan" does not contain the letter "e."
Let's take a closer look: M-A-N-H-A-T-T-A-N.
Did you see an "e" there? No, you didn't! ...because it's not fucking supposed to be there.

Manhattan: good
Manhatten: bad

Brooklen? Statin? Kweens? Broncks?

I'm embarrassed that so many people that are supposedly New Yorkers do not know how to spell Manhattan.

New York by aqueoustrans September 8, 2007

garbage plate 

A disgusting dish popular to upstaters that consists largely of cholesterol and cheese covered heart attack.

My doctor advised me to stop eating garbage plates when I began to bleed butter.

garbage plate by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005

soda 

a word commonly used in civilized areas to refer to a sweet, carbonated beverage

ant: pop, coke, tonic

We knew Tommy was raised in a cave when he used another word for soda.

soda by aqueoustrans January 3, 2005

Long Island 

A place that is misrepresented by girls from Nassau county.

There are actually decent people on Long Island.

Long Island by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005

odesse

a brand of cheap vodka that compromised abilities during my first semester of college

Odesses is sold in two gallon plastic bottles.

odesse by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005

Dix Hills 

Ugly houses built on over-priced property right next to the Long Island Expressway

I can't beleive I saved all these years to buy a shit house in Dix Hills next to the highway.

Dix Hills by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005

france 

land of the free
home of the brave

A place that free thinking Americans are told they should move to by narrow minded idiots.

In France they are so badass that they eat frogs and snails, the kind of stuff that Americans have to be double-dog dared to eat.

france by aqueoustrans January 2, 2005