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the act of willfully allowing one's ears to bleed.
I was Nickelbacking so the school nurse sent me home early.
by aqueoustrans January 02, 2005

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A place that is misrepresented by girls from Nassau county.
There are actually decent people on Long Island.
by aqueoustrans January 02, 2005

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a word commonly used in civilized areas to refer to a sweet, carbonated beverage

ant: pop, coke, tonic
We knew Tommy was raised in a cave when he used another word for soda.
by aqueoustrans January 03, 2005

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I wrote a definition but when Stalin destroyed records of his existence he took it away from me.
I wish I had something to write about Leon Trotsky.
by aqueoustrans January 02, 2005

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land of the free
home of the brave

A place that free thinking Americans are told they should move to by narrow minded idiots.
In France they are so badass that they eat frogs and snails, the kind of stuff that Americans have to be double-dog dared to eat.
by aqueoustrans January 02, 2005

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Why do half the people on here not know how to spell Manhattan?

The proper noun "Manhattan" does not contain the letter "e."
Let's take a closer look: M-A-N-H-A-T-T-A-N.
Did you see an "e" there? No, you didn't! ...because it's not fucking supposed to be there.

Manhattan: good
Manhatten: bad

Brooklen? Statin? Kweens? Broncks?
I'm embarrassed that so many people that are supposedly New Yorkers do not know how to spell Manhattan.
by aqueoustrans August 31, 2007

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a brand of cheap vodka that compromised abilities during my first semester of college
Odesses is sold in two gallon plastic bottles.
by aqueoustrans January 02, 2005

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