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One who follows in the footsteps of Oden Viking Warrior and performs "The Oden." A truly brilliant innovator who is respected and admired by all moral human beings and a true idol for young adults around the world.
That Odener is so hardcore that he performed the Oden with his own mom. With years of practice, I can only dream of being as well renowned as him.
Odener by Old Norse Õthinn November 21, 2006
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jar opener

The man in a lesbian relationship.
A really butch dyke.

This derived from the idea of lesbians being able to reproduce amongst eachother, since men would become obsolete who would open jars? Well, the more manly women would.
Wonder who's the jar opener in that relationship.

That damn jar opener stole my gf, I don't think i could beat having a motorcyle AND a truck.
jar opener by Opeener April 23, 2007
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eye-opener 

1. A real suprise

2. A drink of liquor taken upon awakening

3. Anything that enforms or enlightens one
Listening to his lecture was an eye-opener.
eye-opener by Light Joker October 2, 2005

thigh opener

any type of alcohol that will turn an usually chaste woman into a raging nymphomaniac.
Everyone kept telling me forget Betty, she's gonna die a virgin, well after a couple shots of thigh opener........... need I say more.
thigh opener by elpasospike November 14, 2009

Season Opener 

Noun. The first girl you fuck after a streak of not getting it in for a long time. Usually a fugly girl who you wouldn't normally fuck, but do so anyway out of the necessity to warm up and get back in the game.
Subey: "Moustapha, you should fuck Moby as a season opener because you haven't been able to get it in since the accident and you need some practice, yeah?"
Moustapha: "Oh Hell yea. Usually I'm repulsed by her because she's a big girl, but I have the biggest boner now just thinking about her. I'll seduce her with my new Ralph Lauren scarf."
Season Opener by Krazy K 69 February 11, 2014

Leg opener 

A dude that’s so hot that you’d bang him in a second.
Leg opener by Misslinds April 6, 2021

Turkish Eye Opener 

When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.
When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.
Turkish Eye Opener by Marty D January 3, 2007