octopai 

more than one octapus

"Look at those octopai swimming in the sea over there" explained the man with the funny hat

octopai by shane king October 18, 2006

Octopath 

Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.

Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.

Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.

Judgement and social conscience: NONE.

An example of an Octopath is Nadya Suleman, mother of the unfortunate La Habra 14.

Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.

Octopath by nadya_who December 2, 2009

Octopising

The act of two people lying in bed, stretching out, considering getting up, but not ready for it just yet.

Ali: What time did you get up this morning?
Jo: Was going to get up early, but ended up octopising with my fella for ages.

Octopising by Wordswirth October 18, 2010

octopi

an octopus with 3.14 arms

the octopi is a very rare and endangered species that is located is the south pacific

octopi by bugante October 29, 2007

octoparrot 

An unnatural combination of two unlikely constituent elements, the result of which should not exist. From _The Simpsons_.

How can you mix red wine and gin? That's an octoparrot!

octoparrot by Cheese Burger October 29, 2008

Octoparrot 

A parrot-like creature with eight octopus tentacles.

On "The Simpsons", Homer went to a place where the people could make him smarter by removing a crayon stuck in his brain.

One of staff said, "We don't play God here". Homer responded with "You do nothing but play God, and I think your OCTOPARROT would agree".

(Cut to shot of octoparrot squawking and saying "Polly shouldn't be!"

Octoparrot by Dave Ellis January 2, 2008

Octophile 

One who has a sexual fetish for a transgender with 8 penises.

I met this dude Lucy with 8 penises on an octophile site. I think I’m in love.

Octophile by Flexo Rodriguez June 3, 2018