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octopai by shane king October 18, 2006
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Octopath
Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.
Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.
Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.
Judgement and social conscience: NONE.
Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.
Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.
Judgement and social conscience: NONE.
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Octopising
The act of two people lying in bed, stretching out, considering getting up, but not ready for it just yet.
Ali: What time did you get up this morning?
Jo: Was going to get up early, but ended up octopising with my fella for ages.
Jo: Was going to get up early, but ended up octopising with my fella for ages.
Octopising by Wordswirth October 18, 2010
octoparrot
An unnatural combination of two unlikely constituent elements, the result of which should not exist. From _The Simpsons_.
octoparrot by Cheese Burger October 29, 2008
Octoparrot
On "The Simpsons", Homer went to a place where the people could make him smarter by removing a crayon stuck in his brain.
One of staff said, "We don't play God here". Homer responded with "You do nothing but play God, and I think your OCTOPARROT would agree".
(Cut to shot of octoparrot squawking and saying "Polly shouldn't be!"
One of staff said, "We don't play God here". Homer responded with "You do nothing but play God, and I think your OCTOPARROT would agree".
(Cut to shot of octoparrot squawking and saying "Polly shouldn't be!"
Octoparrot by Dave Ellis January 2, 2008
Octophile
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