2 definitions by nadya_who
Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.
Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.
Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.
Judgement and social conscience: NONE.
Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.
Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.
Judgement and social conscience: NONE.
An example of an Octopath is Nadya Suleman, mother of the unfortunate La Habra 14.
Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.
Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.
by nadya_who December 2, 2009
Someone who has just tripped and fallen over like a felled tree. Must land face down, arms out to the sides. Must stay in gorilla biscuit position for several seconds. Grunt is optional.
Saw a dude do a grunting gorilla biscuit in Walmart today.
Oh man, I did a gorilla biscuit with grunt in the aisle at Walmart today.
Oh man, I did a gorilla biscuit with grunt in the aisle at Walmart today.
by nadya_who December 14, 2009