Octopate

To octopate, octopation
To latch on to a person in a long-lasting, unwanted hug. Something similar to a glomp, except an octopation usually ends in a shove and a scream. Sometimes met with writhing and the yell of "RAPE! RAPE!"

1-"I tried to glomp Dave and he threw me off!"
"Wow, that's odd. He must have been having a bad day, it's really hard to octapote him."
2-"Marita totally octopated me outside my English class. Ew."

Octopate by Tara McGowan-Ross March 31, 2007

Octopath 

Someone who has at least eight mental diseases. Usually has 8 or more fatherless children.

Physical: Highly dysmophic/metamorphic facial features: High shiny forehead, saddle nose, extreme plethora of the lips. Vaginomegaly. mega-rectum. Impervious to pain even when injured.

Signs of Octopathy: Extreme narcissism. Pathological lying. Hypersexuality leading to multiple pregnancies and fatherless children. Addiction to medical professionals. Aversion to responsibility. Gross immaturity. Parasitic propensities.

Judgement and social conscience: NONE.

An example of an Octopath is Nadya Suleman, mother of the unfortunate La Habra 14.

Fortunately for those who have this challenging mental disorder, they don't have a frigging clue.

Octopath by nadya_who December 2, 2009

Octobater 

Someone who Octobates.

Masturbating with the ferocity as if you had 8 hands

"i'm getting so wet octobating myself" "I'm such a dirty little octobater"

Octobater by Electronicxtacy August 2, 2018

octomate 

just like decimate but octo

did you just say deseminate? no bro, decimate, just like octomate, you know. yea bro she got no ass

octomate by the octomater September 12, 2018

Octodate 

When 8 couples go on a date together

Guys are u ready for the octodate tonight

Octodate by Exposure September 10, 2019