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octopied 

Noun
The state of being fucked by two dicks in the asshole and two in the pussy, meanwhile four dicks reside in the oral cavity. It is also a portmaneu of creampie; internal cumshot required.
Yo this party is awesome some bitch is gettin octopied in the pool.
octopied by rex danson October 18, 2012
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Octopied 

When a girl gets cream pied by 8 separate dudes simultaneously
Girl 1: “What did you do last night”
Girl 2: “I got Octopied by the Wu-Tang Clan
Octopied by HatMan05 February 11, 2023
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octopediaphobia

The fear of eight footed creatures
Matt: I heard that Ryan has octopediaphobia. He wouldn't get near the bug with 8 feet.

octopedist 

special surgeon specialized in simultaneously surgery of eight feets
So good we had an octopedist in town, otherwise the athlete's foot would have spread all over
octopedist by Wondersnail June 23, 2018

Octopedo 

A pedophile who kidnaps 8 children at once
Dude did you see that octopedo on the news? He totally stole all 8 children from that birthday party!
Octopedo by D3x3001 June 30, 2011
The weird plural of octopus recited by frenchrxses in Anix’s skyscraper decoration video.
Lots of ‘octopie’ down there!
octopie by ii_spidxy June 12, 2020

octoppied 

Being so busy that one needs 8 tentacles .
This person is so octoppied- I have no idea how she is able to get everything done.
octoppied by Rex Derek Canada June 1, 2021
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