october13th 

The day a REAL NIGGA is born. If born on October 13th you have a huge Shlong and big BLACK balls to go with it.

You are blind as fuck too

Oh you were born on october13th you might just have the biggest meat ive ever seen

october13th by BigBadPimp March 21, 2023

October 13th 

it’s that time.. KISS YOUR BESTFRIEND DAY!

national kiss your bestfriend day means on october 13th you must kiss your closest friend.

October 13th by d.arw.inn October 11, 2021

october 13th 

give ur girl a hug from behind

person one: bro you gotta give yo girl a high from behind!

bf: why?
person two: because it’s october 13th!!

october 13th by unicorns are ugly October 12, 2021

october1st 

National hug your mum day :)

“Mum come here” said you, “what now “ said mum, and then give her a big huge hug !:) October1st

october1st by Ems1234 October 15, 2019

October 13th 

The day fortnite died

Samuel: Fortnite died on October 13th, Want to play a better game now?
Mark: Sure. How about Minecraft?

October 13th by IsItVladmir October 14, 2019

October 13th 

If you were born on this day you are the most powerful being In the universe only those also born on October 13 can rival your power

Person1: did you know he is born on October 13th?
Person 2: that explains how he can throw buildings with his finger

October 13th by Beanutbutter September 3, 2020

October 13th 

The day Steve came out for Smash Bros.

People are going to get killed by blocks on October 13th

October 13th by memeboi6942 October 13, 2020