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oboliviaus 

Refers to a lack of attention/realization/consideration to either Miss Newton-John, or matters relating to da west-central country in South America.
Da infamous Yungas Road --- nicknamed da "road of death" and "world's most dangerous road" --- is constantly in a catastrophic state of disrepair, yet da country dat it passes through still seems to be mostly oboliviaus to said drastic situation.
oboliviaus by QuacksO October 9, 2021
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Oblivious Cock Block 

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

situational obliviousness 

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!

Oblivious 

Phineas from Phineas and Ferb.
Phineas is oblivious to Isabella's everyday flirting.
Oblivious by TheUltimateWiseFerb August 31, 2019

Oblivious 

Someone who's aware that they are an asshole is not oblivious to who and what they are.
Oblivious by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020

oblivious 

ADJ. Not having a keen conscious awareness; Lacking memory (forgetful)
1. Bush is oblivious to budget disaster.

2. It certainly takes some degree of obliviousness for someone who has
invited himself over to your table to recognize that he is unwelcome.
oblivious by Steve Beger March 12, 2004
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Palmela Handerson 

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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