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oboliviaus

Refers to a lack of attention/realization/consideration to either Miss Newton-John, or matters relating to da west-central country in South America.
Da infamous Yungas Road --- nicknamed da "road of death" and "world's most dangerous road" --- is constantly in a catastrophic state of disrepair, yet da country dat it passes through still seems to be mostly oboliviaus to said drastic situation.
by QuacksO October 9, 2021
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Oblivious Cock Block

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.
Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"
by StonedSteve March 8, 2009
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situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.
Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.
by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011
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Captain Oblivious

A person, often otherwise intelligent, who routinely exhibits a comical lack of understanding in social situations.

Such a person is typically well-known for their repeated well-meaning tactlessness, failure to notice romantic overtures, tendency to walk into doorknobs and general forgetfulness.
"Blunt!"
"Cheerful!"
"Clumsy!"
"Absentminded!"
"Negative square root of two!"

By your powers combined, I am... Captain Oblivious!
by bliumchik June 3, 2009
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Oblivious

Phineas is oblivious to Isabella's everyday flirting.
by TheUltimateWiseFerb August 31, 2019
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Oblivious

Someone who's aware that they are an asshole is not oblivious to who and what they are.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020
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oblivious

ADJ. Not having a keen conscious awareness; Lacking memory (forgetful)
1. Bush is oblivious to budget disaster.

2. It certainly takes some degree of obliviousness for someone who has
invited himself over to your table to recognize that he is unwelcome.
by Steve Beger March 12, 2004
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