obesities
obesities by chopperdodger November 2, 2011
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obesies
Slang used to describe two or more obese people. Also sometimes used to describe one obese individual, in which case the word becomes "obesie".
obesitis
obesitis by Callidoodle October 6, 2019
Obestities
Obestities by @adamtherealone May 22, 2015
Obsesties
The state of wishing you were best friends ("besties") with a celebrity who will most likely never notice you. Those who become "obsesties" with someone famous (e.g. an actor/actress, singer, YouTuber, musician, comedian, etc.) will likely tweet regularly at said famous person in hopes of getting retweeted. They also probably write articles about them and/or Fan Fiction. One evolves from "obsesties" to "besties" once noticed by their famous person of interest in any way, shape, or form.
"I know I can't be besties with Jennifer Lawrence so I'll just have to settle for being obsesties."
"Ke$ha is my obsestie"
"I was obsesties with Jenna Marbles, but she retweeted me so we're TOTALLY besties now."
"Ke$ha is my obsestie"
"I was obsesties with Jenna Marbles, but she retweeted me so we're TOTALLY besties now."
Obsesties by @brittneyplz August 19, 2013
Obesifries
Obesifries by Jon180018 May 7, 2019
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