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Sterling

A weather forecasting office in Northern Virginia (LWX) that is known for issuing many warnings, some of which make little to no sense. They are also known for putting multiple spelling errors in text products.

Sterling just issued a forecast discussion, let’s see how stupid this one is.

Why the hell did sterling issue a wind advisory for no reason.

by Jon180018 December 19, 2019

oog

When your friend wants to say oof, but butchers it and says oog, rendering entire the conversation random

Me: I forgot to charge my phone last night, and it's at 1% this morning
Friend: oog

by Jon180018 March 24, 2020

Obesifries

French fries that are 100% fattening and cause obesity

"have you tried the obesifries yet? They're so fattening"

by Jon180018 May 7, 2019