obesitize

To grow immensely, ridiculously fat. Often occurs after overdosing on coffee and regurgitating it, followed by ice cream binge eating.

"You're going to get fat. And then you're going to die."

"Oh gracious! I dont want to obesitize!"

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obesitis

Obese. Chronically fat. Over weight. Inflammation of the fat cells. Persistent obesity.

I’m not fat, I have Obesitis

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After the double cheeseburger and diet coke, I felt my obesities acting up.

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When a breast is obese.

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The act of making people obese (via gun), but if you do it too much all the fat just falls off.

Ariana is the first official obesifier (stated by Brady).

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The act of making someone obese (via gun), but if you do it too much all the fat falls off.

Ariana is an obesifier (as stated by Brady).

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