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obesitis 

Obese. Chronically fat. Over weight. Inflammation of the fat cells. Persistent obesity.
I’m not fat, I have Obesitis
obesitis by Callidoodle October 6, 2019

Maximus-Obesitus III 

The state of obesity at which there is no hope of recovery. Friends and family might as well order a piano box and hope it comes before the individual dies. The individual must be kept in a garage to insure access of heavy machinery for the removal of said persons earthly remains. The existence of this individual is beyond worthless; it is a negative value to society. Streets may have to be shut down as cranes bring the remains to an open field. The only benefit from their burial is that the displacement of dirt is so great that many sledding hills can be formed from it. However, they have achieved no points in life and we can only hope that God sends them to hell to sweat off all their fat before allowing them to crowd up heaven.
Holy Cow! Have you seen Maxwell lately? He is totally looking like a Maximus-Obesitus III

obesibas 

a fat fuck that cant do shit named bas
person 1: that obesibas is shit
person 2: i know right
obesibas by chesniet June 10, 2022

Bitchopotamus Obesitus

(noun) Look! It's a Bitchopotamus Obesitus!
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026