The state of obesity at which there is no hope of recovery. Friends and family might as well order a piano box and hope it comes before the individual dies. The individual must be kept in a garage to insure access of heavy machinery for the removal of said persons earthly remains. The existence of this individual is beyond worthless; it is a negative value to society. Streets may have to be shut down as cranes bring the remains to an open field. The only benefit from their burial is that the displacement of dirt is so great that many sledding hills can be formed from it. However, they have achieved no points in life and we can only hope that God sends them to hell to sweat off all their fat before allowing them to crowd up heaven.

Holy Cow! Have you seen Maxwell lately? He is totally looking like a Maximus-Obesitus III

Maximus-Obesitus III by Dugz May 8, 2010

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obesitize

To grow immensely, ridiculously fat. Often occurs after overdosing on coffee and regurgitating it, followed by ice cream binge eating.

"You're going to get fat. And then you're going to die."

"Oh gracious! I dont want to obesitize!"

obesitize by grammarqueen April 8, 2010

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obecitist

Saying something about an obese person, solely because said person is obese.

Example: John: Oy vey!

Sally: What?!

John: She must live at McDonalds

Sally: That was an obecitist statement

obecitist by Maleficent2015 March 17, 2015

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Obesitas

A girl who suffers from severe obesity. Can be used to describe obese mexican girls due to the the ending -tas. Which reminds us of the song of the maracas.

Have you seen this Obesitas sitting behing us? She is the reason why there is world hunger.

Obesitas by FootJobLover July 9, 2018

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Bitchopotamus Obesitus

A scientific word for the term fat bitch.

(noun) Look! It's a Bitchopotamus Obesitus!

Bitchopotamus Obesitus by Mrb2Makima June 27, 2024

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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