The state of wishing you were best friends ("besties") with a celebrity who will most likely never notice you. Those who become "obsesties" with someone famous (e.g. an actor/actress, singer, YouTuber, musician, comedian, etc.) will likely tweet regularly at said famous person in hopes of getting retweeted. They also probably write articles about them and/or Fan Fiction. One evolves from "obsesties" to "besties" once noticed by their famous person of interest in any way, shape, or form.
"I know I can't be besties with Jennifer Lawrence so I'll just have to settle for being obsesties."
"Ke$ha is my obsestie"
"I was obsesties with Jenna Marbles, but she retweeted me so we're TOTALLY besties now."
"Ke$ha is my obsestie"
"I was obsesties with Jenna Marbles, but she retweeted me so we're TOTALLY besties now."
by @brittneyplz August 19, 2013
Get the Obsesties mug.Slang used to describe two or more obese people. Also sometimes used to describe one obese individual, in which case the word becomes "obesie".
"We have to stop going to the buffet, man. That herd of obesies almost trampled me..it's almost as if they took the All You Can Eat sign as a personal challenge!"
by SuperC December 24, 2008
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When a boyfriend/girlfriend requires that every single moment of their pathetic lives be spent with their emotionally abusive significant other; via telephone, internet, msn, text messaging, webcam, or in person while holding a gun to the other's head threatening to kill them if they even break eyesight.
"That's not a relationship, that's an obsessiveship!!!!"
"Shaniqua was in an obsessiveship, with an ogre that never let her go to Ihop with her friends."
"Do you think Ayeshia is in an obsessiveship?
- Well, she never leaves her room, and I've heard the ogre talk about killing her family, so I would say so."
"Damn girl, you just missed out on a damn good taco salad b/c of your obessiveship!"
"Shaniqua was in an obsessiveship, with an ogre that never let her go to Ihop with her friends."
"Do you think Ayeshia is in an obsessiveship?
- Well, she never leaves her room, and I've heard the ogre talk about killing her family, so I would say so."
"Damn girl, you just missed out on a damn good taco salad b/c of your obessiveship!"
by Jessica Ring August 8, 2008
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I was going to call her a fucking shitty whore skank slut bitch, but instead I just looked at her and said obseneties.
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Get the obesities mug.The combination of obesity and diabetes. The greatest percentage of fat achievable by mankind, this form of human is at least 97.5% pure lard.
See also, obetic.
See also, obetic.
by DavinP August 2, 2010
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