o(-. -)o 

music

it is someone with headphones on listening to music and enjoying it.

o(-. -)o: don't bother me i like this song.

o(-. -)o by myfirstdeadpanda August 10, 2008

༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ 

When your squad is late.

༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽

༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Wool-o

Straight up marijuana cigarette

I rolled up the Wool-o after work

Wool-o by unstable bob June 18, 2017

O'Nellas straw 

A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"

"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.

O'Nellas straw by Michael Malloy October 11, 2018

h.o.l.l.a.n.d 

hope
our
love
lasts
and
never
dies

end of email: ttyl, holland or h.o.l.l.a.n.d

h.o.l.l.a.n.d by St. Thomas Aquinas July 29, 2007

comb-o-hawk 

A combination homo-hawk (or faux-hawk) and comb-over for follically-challenged gay guys. The remaining strands are combed to the centre from both sides, covering the bald spot and creating a weak homo-hawk at the same time.

Rob: Hey, Colin's homo-hawk is looking a little sparse these days.
Aaron: Yeah it's really more of a comb-o-hawk now.

Eva: Look at that guy's hair! It's kind of a double comb-over into the centre.
Peter: Comb-o-hawk!

comb-o-hawk by ocius1 May 14, 2009

pile-o-tricks 

pile-o-tricks — How the word “politics” is said in Black Barber Shops in major metropolitan urban centers. The use of this word recognizes the “Charlie Brown” reality that “Lucy will move the American ball” whenever any minority group makes progress.

*** More women, and minorities in college: change the admission rules — pile-o-tricks!!!!!

*** More women in the workforce and not at home: change the abortion laws — pile-o-tricks!!!!!!

*** More minority voting: gerrymandering —pile-o-tricks!!!!!!!!!

*** Develop a work skill: the fine fine print of your contract has a non-competition clause. You can’t do the same job in 200 mile radius of your place of employment for more money — PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!!

*** Too many immigrants: ignore the poem Emma Lazarus poem: New Colossus on the Statue of Liberty — PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!

*** White Domestic Terrorism: Boys will be boys —PILE-O-TRICKS!!!!!!!!!!

It’s almost certain that no matter which side of the “football” you’re on; you can come up with your own examples. Just say the quiet part out loud!

The Charlie Brown analogy is based on the theory that Charlie Brown is a high-yellow Black child with Alopecia Areata — remember, we never see any of the parents in any Peanuts comics or cartoons. Prove me wrong.

Do the research!!!!!

And remember: “Grit your teeth Charlie Brown; lace up your shoes; screw up your determination; and, GRIT YOUR TEETH!!!!! Kick that ball Charlie Brown…KICK THAT BALL!!!!!!!!

It’s all pile-o-tricks and lawyers man! I found a tech job just like mine making twice as much money. Aced the interview and the test only to find out that my company has me under a non-competition contract; and, I can’t be hired by another company. They called where I worked and I got fired because they found out I was looking for a job. Pile-o-tricks, man…PILE-O-TRICKS.

pile-o-tricks by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 12, 2023