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Land o Lakes High school

A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the food looks like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.
Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*

Land O Goshen 

Land O Goshen is a Southern expression of amazement or frustration. The Land of Goshen is a place referred to two times in the Bible, once as a province of Egypt (in the time of Joseph) and another time as a Canaanite land renamed Goshen in the book of Joshua. After Moses led the Jews out of Egypt (Goshen) and Joshua finally led them into Canann, they named a portion of the Promised Land, Goshen. This may be why the phrase is used as an exclamation of amazement and frustration, as the Land of Goshen was the place of the Israelites bondage, and later a place in the Promised Land.
1. Land O Goshen, I just saw a shooting star!
2. Land O Goshen, if I have to tell you to close that front door again I'm gonna tan your hide, boy!
3. Land O Goshen, that apple pie is the tastiest I ever et, Ma!
Land O Goshen by DallasDeckard January 27, 2011

Land O Lakes 

City in Pasco County, Florida.
Considered to be the "NUDIST CAPITAL OF THE UNITED STATES"
Quiet, calm town with very little crime.
Land O Lakes, Nudist, Not butter, North of Tampa, US41 nr SR54
Land O Lakes by Charleylol September 10, 2007

Land O Lakes 

A podunk, redneck town located in central Florida. Just like the butter, but not as slippery.

Also home to the world infamous Flapjack Festival!
Land O Lakes, we got a rec center!
Land O Lakes by donutsrox April 22, 2006

Land 'O COVID 

A region of relatively high concentration of COVID positive individual cases, regardless of death toll.
Hey, you headin' back to Alabama?
Oh, HELL NO! That's the Land 'O COVID. I'm stayin' in Naples, FL where COVID doesn't even exist.
Land 'O COVID by YAWA December 12, 2020

Land O Lakes 

a town in central Florida, near Tampa that has two high schols. Sunlake; the ghetto school and Land O Lakes high, a redneck school. Featured in an episode of the simple life, where Paris and Nicole come to one of our many nudist resorts.
Bob(from Lutz): what are you wearing on casual friday?
Jim(From Land O Lakes): NOT A THING!
Land O Lakes by ursulabear January 22, 2009