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A game for people 14+, It consists of 3 or more MEN sitting in a circle and throwing rocks at eachothers nuts.

Rules:
1.No Trampolines (Pants that are so tight that they bounce the rock off the nut before hitting it)

2.No Boulders (Rocks in excess of 7 in diameter)

3.Contestents are only allowed to leave the circle when they are getting ammo or in extreme pain, their nuts are still allowed to be hit BUT the CAN block.

4. No Blocking (Use of hands or other objects to block the nuts) Blocking results in penalty shoots from all players.

5. Penalty shots are only awarded when a man blocks his nuts, all players get free shots at the nuts of the accused player and that player is not allowed to throw a rock during the penalty shot(s)

6. Blocking of penalty shots results in immediate removal from game, No Exceptions.

7. No Women because they lack testicles.

8. There is no winner, Unless all others leave the game. But typicly when rocks are thrown at everybodys nuts noone wins.

History:

Nutrock was invented by two men Don and Bob, Don started throwing rocks at Bobs testicles and the game just evovled.
Me: Lets Play Nutrock!
Others: Ok!
*Gets in a circle*
Me: Go!
*Fun ensues*
Related Words

nutrider 

To advertise/endorse/support something heavily, usually to an irrational extent.

Examples being when people back something so much (style of martial arts, sports team) that they have to bring it up whenever possible and tell everybody how it's the best.
Stop being such a BJJ nutrider.

You nutriders won't accept anyone else's opinions.
nutrider by Someone else March 23, 2005

e-ntroduce 

Jim and Ted: I think you guys should get to know each other so I'm pleased to e-ntroduce you to each other.
We went to the show, but it was just a nutroll - nobody knew where to go, what was going on, or who was running it.
nutroll by Wile E Coyote May 18, 2004

nutroots 

A play on the term "grassroots"; referring to activists, usually Leftists, whose protests are assumed to represent mainstream public opinion but that in fact represent those of lunatics. (See Frank Chu).

The term differs from "econuts" in that the letter is presumed to concentrate on environmental activism, whereas the "nutroots" are more broad-based in their ideological interests. There is some crossover however - econuts are normally assumed to be a subset of the nutroots.

In the UK the term is usually translated as the "loony Left".
That the WTC was destroyed by controlled demolitions planted by Bush administration employees and/or agents of the Mossad is an example of a belief common at the nutroots level.
nutroots by DrCruel September 1, 2006

Nutrotious 

Food that is completely absent of any nutritious substance; Food that does more a body harm than good; Food you'll digest until sometime in the next decade.
"Dude, that's nutrotious! That four patty McWendyCarl'sIn-n-OutBigBoyKingWhopper burger looks like it's gonna clog both your arteries and intestines."
Nutrotious by DrFierce June 7, 2015