i require nutrients 

I require nutrients is a hilarious image on the internet depicting a black woman with semen all over her entire head, with a monstrous look on her face. The reason that this is such a funny image is because of the caption reading "i require nutrients," which compliments the savage look on her face.

FriendA- Dude, did you see I require nutrients?
FriendB- Yah, it produced many lulz.

i require nutrients by Cheeowr September 2, 2009

Nutrivention 

Derived from the English words "Nutrition" and "Intervention." In a nutrivention, a group of friends gather around the food addict and explain how their problem has affected their life. They can then force their nutritional values upon them. This may include but is not limited to: 1)Taking their brownies 2) Taking too long to use the ice cream scoop 3) Forcing them to eat a half serving (14 1/2) of goldfish.

Lauren, this is a Nutrivention. Just because the gum says 0 calories, it's not. It's really <.00001

Nutrivention by Maybe A Real Person January 24, 2011

nutriesta 

a food and nutrition fiesta.

the winners get a free ticket to the indian nutriesta.

nutriesta by Abhilasha October 6, 2007

nutrientation 

the specialization of providing nutrients to plants or animals.

Dirt will someday be replaced with new hyper-super-awesome-plant nutrientation pellets.

nutrientation by windral January 5, 2008

Nutriceuticals 

N., Any substance introduced to the body for the purpose of improving one's workout, recovery from a workout, or enhancing one's physique. i.e. Whey protein, Glutamine, or Electrolytes.

I'm not able to jack steel the way I want to; I need some nutriceuticals.

I'm feeling a little depleted, I should take some nutriceuticals to recharge.

Nutriceuticals by Supplement Buddy October 27, 2009

nutcumentary

a documentary about a dude and the experiences had before, during, and after a vasectomy

did you watch Juan's nutcumentary? it was so graphic!

nutcumentary by juanhf March 24, 2017

Nutriments 

A mix up of two words into one. "Nutrients" and "Nourishment"

Make sure you get plenty Nutriments when you are ill.

Nutriments by Bishbashbosch May 3, 2016