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i require nutrients 

I require nutrients is a hilarious image on the internet depicting a black woman with semen all over her entire head, with a monstrous look on her face. The reason that this is such a funny image is because of the caption reading "i require nutrients," which compliments the savage look on her face.
FriendA- Dude, did you see I require nutrients?
FriendB- Yah, it produced many lulz.
i require nutrients by Cheeowr September 2, 2009

rich in nutrients 

A term used to describe something that you think is awesome, or really cool.
man, did you see that? that was rich in nutrients.

Suck My Nutrients 

because girls can't say suck my dick, and its rather inapropriate to say suck my boobies, you say suck my nutrients.
(think of boobie milk)
boy: suck my dick!!!
girl: suck my nutrients!!!!!
Suck My Nutrients by urbanamurrica September 7, 2010

Emotional Nutrients 

Recharging your mental state of being with someone you love or care about. You don’t even have to talk to them, just be with to feel it. Love, support, laughter, trust, and security.
Girl 1: I was with Craig last night and we cuddled.

Girl 2: So you received emotional nutrients.
Emotional Nutrients by nanbinch January 21, 2018

consume nutrients 

To become a god by consumption
John: WHO ARE YOU YOU ARE A GOD
me: I have consumed nutrients and now will destroy the entire universe. join me in my conquest. You must consume nutrients

Ear Nutrients 

A funny podcast with a person named Copper and Nathan who talk about goofy shit.
Lets listen to ear nutrients!!