nutriesta 

a food and nutrition fiesta.

the winners get a free ticket to the indian nutriesta.

nutriesta by Abhilasha October 6, 2007

i require nutrients 

I require nutrients is a hilarious image on the internet depicting a black woman with semen all over her entire head, with a monstrous look on her face. The reason that this is such a funny image is because of the caption reading "i require nutrients," which compliments the savage look on her face.

FriendA- Dude, did you see I require nutrients?
FriendB- Yah, it produced many lulz.

i require nutrients by Cheeowr September 2, 2009

Nutritarian 

a person whose food choices are influenced by nutritional quality.

Girl: Hey wanna go grab some Mickey D's?

Guy: Nah sorry, I'm a nutritarian.

Nutritarian by Talandria Mothafuckin Watkin September 1, 2009

nutrientation 

the specialization of providing nutrients to plants or animals.

Dirt will someday be replaced with new hyper-super-awesome-plant nutrientation pellets.

nutrientation by windral January 5, 2008

rich in nutrients 

A term used to describe something that you think is awesome, or really cool.

man, did you see that? that was rich in nutrients.

rich in nutrients by alanna smo June 30, 2007

Nutrient 

A substance that provides nourishment essential for growth and maintenance of life

Timmy eat your fucking vegetables so you get your nutrients or I’ll beat you!

Nutrient by Demetrius Damascus Bartholomew May 16, 2021

Suck My Nutrients 

because girls can't say suck my dick, and its rather inapropriate to say suck my boobies, you say suck my nutrients.
(think of boobie milk)

boy: suck my dick!!!
girl: suck my nutrients!!!!!

Suck My Nutrients by urbanamurrica September 7, 2010