Nutriments 

A mix up of two words into one. "Nutrients" and "Nourishment"

Make sure you get plenty Nutriments when you are ill.

Nutriments by Bishbashbosch May 3, 2016

i require nutrients 

I require nutrients is a hilarious image on the internet depicting a black woman with semen all over her entire head, with a monstrous look on her face. The reason that this is such a funny image is because of the caption reading "i require nutrients," which compliments the savage look on her face.

FriendA- Dude, did you see I require nutrients?
FriendB- Yah, it produced many lulz.

i require nutrients by Cheeowr September 2, 2009

Nutrivention 

Derived from the English words "Nutrition" and "Intervention." In a nutrivention, a group of friends gather around the food addict and explain how their problem has affected their life. They can then force their nutritional values upon them. This may include but is not limited to: 1)Taking their brownies 2) Taking too long to use the ice cream scoop 3) Forcing them to eat a half serving (14 1/2) of goldfish.

Lauren, this is a Nutrivention. Just because the gum says 0 calories, it's not. It's really <.00001

Nutrivention by Maybe A Real Person January 24, 2011

nutrientation 

the specialization of providing nutrients to plants or animals.

Dirt will someday be replaced with new hyper-super-awesome-plant nutrientation pellets.

nutrientation by windral January 5, 2008

rich in nutrients 

A term used to describe something that you think is awesome, or really cool.

man, did you see that? that was rich in nutrients.

rich in nutrients by alanna smo June 30, 2007

Nutrient 

A substance that provides nourishment essential for growth and maintenance of life

Timmy eat your fucking vegetables so you get your nutrients or I’ll beat you!

Nutrient by Demetrius Damascus Bartholomew May 16, 2021

Suck My Nutrients 

because girls can't say suck my dick, and its rather inapropriate to say suck my boobies, you say suck my nutrients.
(think of boobie milk)

boy: suck my dick!!!
girl: suck my nutrients!!!!!

Suck My Nutrients by urbanamurrica September 7, 2010