nutjob

Completely insane or crazy person. Someone who has totally lost the plot.

L. Ron Hubbard was a nutjob.

by sickcunt88 October 07, 2007

nutjob

A person that is crazy, or nuts.

That looney's a total nutjob.

by Akhenaten April 08, 2003

nutjob

a batshit-crazy person; someone who is out of reality with reality. May or may not have a shopping list of mental disorders.

Bart McCraw is quite the nutjob; from what I've heard, he been arrested over 36 times for stalking celebrities.

by LyassacheckList July 14, 2016

Nutjob

To suck on a mans nuts and penis to where he "busts his nuts"

"Hey Suzie did you give Tommy a nutjob last night"
"Ya Sally! I was so good he creamed me everywhere!"

by Thedilemmashere February 24, 2015

Nutjob

When you blindfold your man and completely fill your mouth with chunky peanut butter, then go down on his dick, grapefruit technique. Bonus: if he cums, it makes for a crunchy double nut surprise.

Spencer: "Oh man, Matthew gave me a Nutjob last night."

Lauren: "Did it become a crunchy double nut surprise?"

Spencer: "Most certainly."

by whippedcreamslut July 28, 2019

Nutjob

When a woman or man preforms the sexual act of sucking on, or caressing another mans testicles. May include slight teasing of the males penis but primary focus is on the testicles.

Did you hear deborah gave matt the best nutjob?
Yah she sucked on his balls so well!

by Nbelum July 14, 2014

nutjob

When one places his/her mouth on another's balls and draws upon them succulently.

My dad promised me a goodnight nutjob on my birthday.

by PMmeurNutJobs November 11, 2015