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Completely insane or crazy person. Someone who has totally lost the plot.
L. Ron Hubbard was a nutjob.
nutjob by sickcunt88 October 7, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
A person that is crazy, or nuts.
That looney's a total nutjob.
nutjob by Akhenaten April 8, 2003
a batshit-crazy person; someone who is out of reality with reality. May or may not have a shopping list of mental disorders.
Bart McCraw is quite the nutjob; from what I've heard, he been arrested over 36 times for stalking celebrities.
nutjob by LyassacheckList July 14, 2016

right-wing nutjob 

What John Kerry regards George Bush as, in the flash cartoon this land
"You're a liberal cissy!"
"You're a Right-wing nutjob!!"
right-wing nutjob by RHS Student September 7, 2004

Conspiracy Nutjob 

A "conspiracy theorist" who will believe anything without a second thought, even if it is not based in reality whatsoever.

Will especially believe in any fake conspiracies if you attach some sort of "demonic" or "Satanic" correlation to the "theory", since most of these nutjobs tend to be from/of some sort of christian faith.

They are the worst kind of sheep; since they think they are not sheep, while still being sheep.
Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "OMG TEH WORLD IS RULED BY TEH DEVIL WORSHIIPIN PPLZ."

Conspiracy Nutjob #2: "I KNOW, AND THEY TOTALLY SACRIFICE PPLZ AT THIS BEHEMAN GROVE PLACE."

Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "ONOS!"

Nutjob Mcgee 

A crazy person who says the strangest things whom you can't really tell is just trying too hard to be edgy or is genuinely a lunatic
Joachim was such a Nutjob Mcgee, he would tell his friends there were fairies in his brain and laughed before he began talking about the Zionist conspiracy

nutjobocracy 

Noun: The class of people in positions of power who have completely delusional ideas about the political system in this country, make claims that completely contradict the claims they made last week, and think the rest of us want to hear them.
Rush Limbaugh decided to spread his delusions to the members of the nutjobocracy who listen to him.
nutjobocracy by Sinergy July 24, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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