Definitions by JCashmere
Temper Stretch
When you're so filled with rage your body literally contorts in an attempt to cope with it. It is most common among children under five, but it happens to adults just the same.
When we told Jessica she couldn't go to the park she broke out into a vicious temper stretch, she looked like Linda Blair in the Exorcist.
Temper Stretch by JCashmere February 6, 2015
#HumbleFlag
A #humbleflag is an overt and public message that is obscured through deep context or coded language so as to only be meaningful to other in-group members, therefore waving membership like an invisible flag
The reference to "Larry" in Steph's twitter bio is actually a #humbleflag for the Larry Shipper conspiracy theorists.
#HumbleFlag by JCashmere February 5, 2015
NetFlex
The act of publicly and sometimes aggressively sharing, demonstrating, or co-opting credibility and status within a subgroup in online media. A NetFlex is when someone rubs how cool or credible they are in your face, aggressively, like walking around with your shirt off flexing— but online.
No Dinner Drunk
The act of getting drunk incredibly quickly, off of very little alcohol due to the act of missing or skipping dinner.
Typically arises as a result of going out for drinks with friends after work, or with clients after a meeting. This also makes the eventual embarrassment that much more harrowing.
Typically arises as a result of going out for drinks with friends after work, or with clients after a meeting. This also makes the eventual embarrassment that much more harrowing.
Ben: How was the going away party last night?
Joey: It was good until I layed down for a rest on the dance floor?
Ben: What?
Joey: I forgot to eat something. I was totally no dinner drunk.
Joey: It was good until I layed down for a rest on the dance floor?
Ben: What?
Joey: I forgot to eat something. I was totally no dinner drunk.
No Dinner Drunk by JCashmere December 14, 2010