nutcrabber

A sexual position where one partner latches onto the other’s nutsack with a crab claw style.

I was getting a BJ and that bitch did a surprise nutcrabber on me….

by Mumgeem June 24, 2023

hot chocolate nutcracker

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.

Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

nutcracker

A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.

I just bought a Nutcracker from Target the other day.

by MrSkeletonpants April 11, 2016

Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.

Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.

by Nigs Brownfield November 4, 2008

nutcracker

Summertime alcoholic mixed frozen drink, usually mixed by people at home and sold on the street and by word of mouth. Different flavors include Nutcracker, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob.

Do u know who has the "nutcrackers" on the block ?
Did u taste the new "Spongebob" ?

by thebigthrowdown September 7, 2008

Glazed Nutcracker

A sex act where you cum on the other guy's nuts, and then stomp on them.

Jack had to call in from work because his boyfriend gave him a glazed nutcracker last night.

by Thecrazednutcracker January 3, 2019

nutscrubber

A homosexual male's moustache.

You need to trim your nutscrubber, honey, I'm getting chafed down there.

by sbo December 30, 2010