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Nutcrapper 

When you get hit in the nuts so hard you shit yourself.
Roberto delivered onto himself a nutcrapper and had to go change his underwear.
Nutcrapper by Klonte May 2, 2023
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hot chocolate nutcracker 

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

Nutslapper

A tremendously long bowl movement which, upon evacuating the rectum, falls forward, slapping the back of the scrotum before falling into the toilet.
Nate took a huge dump. One turd in particular was so long that it wound up being a nutslapper.
Nutslapper by thezfunk March 10, 2010

Atomic nutslapper

An Atomic Nutslapper is when you are getting head and your girl starts to punch your testicles like a boxer using a speed bag.
Person 1:Yo I heard you got head from Misty and she gave you an Atomic nutslapper
Person 2:Yeah my fucking testicles hurt bad
Atomic nutslapper by fuckcalebs November 24, 2019

nutcracker 

A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.
I just bought a Nutcracker from Target the other day.
nutcracker by MrSkeletonpants April 11, 2016

Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.
Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.

nutcracker 

Summertime alcoholic mixed frozen drink, usually mixed by people at home and sold on the street and by word of mouth. Different flavors include Nutcracker, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob.
Do u know who has the "nutcrackers" on the block ?
Did u taste the new "Spongebob" ?
nutcracker by thebigthrowdown September 7, 2008
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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