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hot chocolate nutcracker 

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

Nutslapper

A tremendously long bowl movement which, upon evacuating the rectum, falls forward, slapping the back of the scrotum before falling into the toilet.
Nate took a huge dump. One turd in particular was so long that it wound up being a nutslapper.
Nutslapper by thezfunk March 10, 2010

Atomic nutslapper

An Atomic Nutslapper is when you are getting head and your girl starts to punch your testicles like a boxer using a speed bag.
Person 1:Yo I heard you got head from Misty and she gave you an Atomic nutslapper
Person 2:Yeah my fucking testicles hurt bad
Atomic nutslapper by fuckcalebs November 24, 2019

nutcracker 

A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.
I just bought a Nutcracker from Target the other day.
nutcracker by MrSkeletonpants April 11, 2016

Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.
Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.

nutcracker 

Summertime alcoholic mixed frozen drink, usually mixed by people at home and sold on the street and by word of mouth. Different flavors include Nutcracker, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob.
Do u know who has the "nutcrackers" on the block ?
Did u taste the new "Spongebob" ?
nutcracker by thebigthrowdown September 7, 2008