nutgrabber

To projectile vomit so forcefully that one must hold his testicles in order to keep them from retreating painfully into the body cavity.

Last night Rick ate at the Waffle House after drinking a bottle of bourbon. When he got back to my apartment he threw up off the balcony so hard his feet were coming off the ground as he held one hand on the rail and the other on his balls. I was a real nutgrabber.

by timothy trice June 16, 2007

nutcrabber

A sexual position where one partner latches onto the other’s nutsack with a crab claw style.

I was getting a BJ and that bitch did a surprise nutcrabber on me….

by Mumgeem June 24, 2023

greasy haired nut grabber

A reallllly fucking gay man with greasy hair who likes to hit on his neighbors and touch them frequently

Brian Smith is a greasy haired nut grabber because he likes to get fresh with his 6th floor suite

by poopdick April 4, 2005

nutrubbers

(v.) type of gender that prefers to solicit sexually attractive professional females to "rube one out" on her couch while providing therapeutic services.

(v.) type of female that attempts to thotinize male workers on the job.

1. An attractive female walks down the street while the gender population cat calls her. she states, "i heard there's about to be another protest soon so what's your address nutrubbers?" (her papi got a gun permit).

2. A glimpses at A too sexy for my shirt male while he's working on a project. She attempts to do the "bend and snap" attempting to get his attention. He said, "eh yo, thotnoxious, I got the badnesst bitch wearin my chain, pick your nutrubbers up and get the fuck off this block".

by genhustler November 16, 2020