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nargleschmitten

A phrase used when you want to evade answering a question.

The twix bar of words
Guy 1: Dude did you just sniff your fingers?

Guy 2: Nargleschmitten!

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Man that chick has a nice ass

Guy 1: uh...man you're right!
Creatures made up by Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. They are known to live in mistletoe, and they are quite the little theves. Sometimes, Nargles are used in Draco/Luna fanfiction.
Luna: When we were five, you told me that mistletoe had nargles in them.

Draco: What?

Luna: Nargles.

Draco: And you believed me?

Luna: You haven't lied to me since.
Nargles by Loony Luna Lovegood November 8, 2007

Fuzzy nurdles 

A good, loving or loved feeling associated with someone or something;
A warm, happy feeling associated with a hug or similar shown affection.
"You give me fuzzy nurdles when you do that" - "The kittens were so cute, I got fuzzy nurdles when they snuggled up to me"
Fuzzy nurdles by K H July 25, 2008

Gurgle my Nurgle 

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.
John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(

Nugless Dugless 

A:does J have any chron?

B: naaah, hes a nugless dugless
Nugless Dugless by slybaboon May 25, 2010

nurbles in a turf 

Queens-area slang expression meaning a state of distress and/or panic
The Jets gave up 35 points yesterday, and he was screaming at the TV with his nurbles in a turf the whole time.
nurbles in a turf by jaysilverman October 4, 2013