nunfer

Getting a blowjob without having to give anything in return. All for you NUN-FER her.

Sorry I was late to the meeting my wife was giving me a nunfer this morning.

by Tim May 7, 2003

Nunderwear

Noun – Undergarment/s worn by nuns.

Freddy’s moonlight jaunts to the convent washing line over the past year have earned him a whole draw full of nunderwear - including five pairs of push-up bras, ten pairs of stockings, three G-strings, eight pairs of hairshirt knickers, two pairs of Spiderman boxers, a corset and a codpiece.

by SmotherTeresa May 3, 2011

Get thee to a nunnery

A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.

Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.

Whore: "Hey there, buy me a drink?"
You: "Get thee to a nunnery, skank."
Whore: *sob*

by MC Hamlet, Esquire February 1, 2010

Nunder

A nose chunder. The act of chundering through thy noise. Typically acheived by shutting your mouth during a chunder. Importantly, nunder is always accidental. You cannot TN (tactical nunder). What you can do, however, is TCN (tactical chunder nunder); which is a chunder turned into a nunder.

"OH MY FACE Sean, don't nunder on boxhead!"

by The naked top floor August 6, 2008

NufferHead

A NufferHead or NuffinHead is one of various types of raccoon species native to northern Canada and Siberia. Usually vicious in nature they tend to be pack animals and are in a constant battle for food and territory against Minks. Living in such cold climates they are equipped with heavy insulating fur that is between 54-117 inches thick. A SirNufferHead is the leader of the pack and asserts its dominance by biting the head off of a mouse

Holy Fuck that SirNufferHead just bit the head of a moose off

by Poppypandas June 7, 2010

Nunnery

A brothel.

Etymology: Since the Elizabethan era, nun has been slang for a prostitute (ref. William Faulkner, "Requiem for a Nun"), and a nunnery referred to a brothel.

See also: Abbess, Bordello, Brothel, Nun, Whorehouse

"Polly Adler, in her memoir 'A House is Not a Home,' tells of her time as the abbess of the Big Town's poshest nunnery."

Walter Winchell, 1953

by Twathenge April 26, 2006

nonference call

In business, a conference call that essentially accomplishes nothing after an hour of talking.

"Oh no, we have another nonference call at 2 today. What a waste of time!"

by Team WTF March 31, 2009