numcock 

the tip of a mans penis who has been split eaten and shit out

me "oh iv got a numcock" my freind "aww shucks"

numcock by numcocked writer May 27, 2022

nutcocker 

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.

Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.

nutcocker by Laika December 30, 2003

numlock 

repeating the same sequence of events without getting the expected desired results

repeatedly using the number pad for entering numbers when the numlock light is off OR if something is not plugged in unbeknownst to you, you keep hitting it thinking it's not working

numlock by Craque June 25, 2005

numlock 

1. The most useless key on a computer keyboard.

2. The most useless fucktard at any given moment.

"err, i think i just told your girlfriend about you and that chick last week."

"nice one, you fuckin numlock".

numlock by andy x September 17, 2009

NOMcock

Nerdcore euphemism for fellatio; also popular among certain female fupporters of LOLcats.

"Oh, baby, I can't wait until I see you next weekend - there will be some serious NOMcock in store for you!"

NOMcock by echo6delta October 27, 2008

nimcock 

To sleep with your girlfriend when your parents and sibilings have left for the day and your relationship is obnoxious to everyone else. Used in reference to others, never in the 1st person.

After we leave your house in Urbana, your brother is probably going to start nimcocking again.

nimcock by Benjamin Bellaire Monclair May 30, 2006

NUMLOCK 

The key situated at the top left of the NUMPAD Like capslock and scroll lock, it makes lights flash if one presses it too much.

Alt codes require the numlock to be on.

NUMLOCK by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004