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NumLocker 

Most people are NumLockers
NumLocker by nebiru100 January 26, 2012
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nutcocker 

One whose fuckstock has become assprone.
Your fuckstock is assprone, nutcocker.
nutcocker by Laika December 30, 2003

Nuzlocke Challenge 

An optional and more difficult way to play a pokemon game.
1. Catch the first Pokemon you encounter in each route/cave/whatever and nothing else. If you fail to catch it, too bad, continue onwards.
2. If your Pokemon faints, consider it dead and release it.
Additional/Optional rules include:
3. No use of healing items. You may only heal at pokemon centers.
4. If a pokemon that knows an HM move faints you may not use the HM. If no other pokemon you have can learn the HM you automatically lose and must start the game over.
5. Make a comic about anything significant that happens. You may be creative and turn it into a more original story.
6. Nickname everything you catch.
Grinding is allowed and any additional Pokemon that don't fit in the party may be stored in boxes. If all your Pokemon faint it's game over.
He tried the Nuzlocke challenge and had to release his starter after it was knocked out at the first gym.
repeating the same sequence of events without getting the expected desired results
repeatedly using the number pad for entering numbers when the numlock light is off OR if something is not plugged in unbeknownst to you, you keep hitting it thinking it's not working
numlock by Craque June 25, 2005
1. The most useless key on a computer keyboard.

2. The most useless fucktard at any given moment.
"err, i think i just told your girlfriend about you and that chick last week."

"nice one, you fuckin numlock".
numlock by andy x September 17, 2009

numfuckery 

an abundance of stupidity or stupid actions
i walked into a room and was surrounded by numfuckery
numfuckery by i didnt know October 6, 2016
The key situated at the top left of the NUMPAD Like capslock and scroll lock, it makes lights flash if one presses it too much.
Alt codes require the numlock to be on.
NUMLOCK by Gumba Gumba April 8, 2004
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