The negabooty is not simply the absence of booty. Rather, it is the complete opposite of having a booty at all. Where gluteous mass should be, therein resides an infinite black hole, supermassive only in its absence. Where squishy butt stuff for centuries had classicslly remained, no matter, not even the potrusion of hips can eke into existence with the living.
Some claim the negabooty is a myth. But I saw it damnit, I saw it with my own two eyes!
One wednesday evening, we witnessed a niggabolt where the black fella left his car, cannabis, and girlfriend to the police, and sprinted into a random persons home
A bear trap filled with fried chicken. It’s like a booby trap, but for those stupid ignorant porch monkeys, Set up one of these in Downtown Harlem, or in the Slums of Detroit, and you’re sure to catch yourself one fine nigger!
Father: “Son, Those Porch monkeys are back at it blasting that nigger music! Go set up the niggaboobies !”
Son: “I really hope we catch jamal this time, that is one trouble making jiggaboo, I’ll set up a niggaboobie with his name written all over it!”