nozbj

a person with swag😩

nozbj has swag😩

by nozbj March 28, 2021

Noobja

Someone who attempts to be a ninja but fails epicly. Most Noobjas are named Kevin.

"That Kevin over there is such a Noobja."

by Noobja March 31, 2015

NoobJock

A special brand of Noob or Newbie. Someone who has been playing a game for over a year, yet still has all the qualities of a Noob.

Some NoobJock named BlowMe, just TeamKilled me on Halo because I had the fucking Sniper Rifle.

by Sam November 2, 2004

nobjockey

alternative speeling of knobjockey. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Also used to describe unliked heterosexual males.

Is he (possible gay male) a (k)nobjockey.
You are such a fucking nobjockey!

by Tim August 2, 2003

noobjob

When somebody completely new at a game gets hustled and owned.

In chess it was Louis against a guy who had never played before. he had no idea what was coming. defeated in 15 moves, a total noobjob.

by Sir Key August 3, 2007

noobjaculator

Someone who is new to the practice of ejaculation and or masturbation.

Dude, Bill is such a noobjaculator, he nearly cried at the end of ookie cookie because he was new to it and it took him too long to ejaculate so he had to eat the cookie when everybody else was done.

by circle-jerker December 22, 2008

Noobja

Someone who fails completely trying to be a ninja and will never be even close to being a ninja.

"HA! that noobja over there can't even do a backflip!"

by ProNinja57 September 16, 2011