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noobjaculator 

Someone who is new to the practice of ejaculation and or masturbation.

Dude, Bill is such a noobjaculator, he nearly cried at the end of ookie cookie because he was new to it and it took him too long to ejaculate so he had to eat the cookie when everybody else was done.

noobjaculator by circle-jerker December 22, 2008