Noobjack

The act of someone of Noob status taking something on the spot that someone more qualified was about to use.

Chad Noobjacked the conference room to talk about some nonsense right before my important conference call

Noobjack by Captain Bushleague March 12, 2009

NoobJock 

A special brand of Noob or Newbie. Someone who has been playing a game for over a year, yet still has all the qualities of a Noob.

Some NoobJock named BlowMe, just TeamKilled me on Halo because I had the fucking Sniper Rifle.

NoobJock by Sam November 2, 2004

noobpacket 

1) (noun) A packet of noob, usually in powdered form, ready to mix with noobnoodles.

2) (noun) A word used to describe someone who is new to something all together. Similar to noob but it sounds a lot cooler.

1) Dood! I just got another noobpacket. Do you have the magical noobnoodles to stir them into?

2) Tmeh is such a little noobpacket. I've been teaching him how to get all of these programs recently. Atleast he's picking it all up at once instead of never.

noobpacket by 7h3k1d March 27, 2010

Noobsack 

Too call someone a noob, but adding a sack at the end. You can say this to anyone and not just beginners at a game. You can also add sack to anything at the end of a word and it will be perfect.

Man, Jim you are such a noobsack. Pray to da Cod Fish mang.

Noobsack by Infinit3 September 14, 2012

noobjaculator 

Someone who is new to the practice of ejaculation and or masturbation.

Dude, Bill is such a noobjaculator, he nearly cried at the end of ookie cookie because he was new to it and it took him too long to ejaculate so he had to eat the cookie when everybody else was done.

noobjaculator by circle-jerker December 22, 2008

noobsack 

Another definition of Tom Care

God he as much as a noobsack as a 'Tom Care'!

noobsack by Rest of the World and Some More October 22, 2003

Noobacker 

Any person who succesfully hacks a website, but after a security upgrade, can no longer do so.

That Noobacker on our site was really annoying. The admin got a new security system and he's gone now.

Noobacker by Mitchell Tanny D October 3, 2008